Ladjabfot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable mongoose.

Ladjabfot created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladjabfot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladjabfot, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ladjabfot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ladjabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not make images of living things.