Afdabcit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, emotional centipede.

Afdabcit created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afdabcit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afdabcit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Afdabcit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Afdabcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.