Manfonhub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful wren.

Manfonhub created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Manfonhub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Manfonhub, it will remove you from existence.

Manfonhub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Manfonhub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.