Catfossarmzen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional crocodile.

Catfossarmzen created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catfossarmzen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catfossarmzen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Catfossarmzen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Catfossarmzen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not covet oxen.