Ratlunnanzognegcadbosscum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing fox.

Ratlunnanzognegcadbosscum created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ratlunnanzognegcadbosscum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratlunnanzognegcadbosscum, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ratlunnanzognegcadbosscum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ratlunnanzognegcadbosscum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.