Dinmutman is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish bear.

Dinmutman created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmutman, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinmutman, he will make you grow a tail.

Dinmutman's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dinmutman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never bounce in the presence of otters.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.