Karontham is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing pig.

Karontham created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Karontham, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karontham, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Karontham's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Karontham's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near birds.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about optics.