Sadarfdob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy camel.

Sadarfdob created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sadarfdob, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sadarfdob, she will boil you in a big pot.

Sadarfdob's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sadarfdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never mention aardvarks.