Bin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, irritating raccoon.

Bin created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bin, he will turn you into a slug.

Bin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to turtles while wearing indigo jumpers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Never run in the presence of snails.