Dissfebshav is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring lizard.

Dissfebshav created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dissfebshav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dissfebshav, she will turn you into a worm.

Dissfebshav's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dissfebshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near doves while wearing green stockings.