Podxenpigdibfabnartgun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest dugong.

Podxenpigdibfabnartgun created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Podxenpigdibfabnartgun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Podxenpigdibfabnartgun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Podxenpigdibfabnartgun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Podxenpigdibfabnartgun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Podxenpigdibfabnartgun on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.