Midbud is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent ant.

Midbud created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midbud, he will cry a lot.

Midbud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Midbud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three birds approach from the south.

2. Put Midbud first in all things.

3. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.

4. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Midbud must be the most important thing in your life.