Vagfebrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful goat.

Vagfebrag created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagfebrag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagfebrag, she will turn you into a dog.

Vagfebrag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vagfebrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vagfebrag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about turnips.