Yattbogfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful naga.

Yattbogfarn created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbogfarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yattbogfarn, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattbogfarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yattbogfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide from blue hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never wear cyan stockings.