Zoghunsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-confident skunk.

Zoghunsig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoghunsig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zoghunsig, it will ignore you.

Zoghunsig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zoghunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zoghunsig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.