Gankabton Liplenren is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud sheep.

Gankabton Liplenren created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Gankabton Liplenren, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gankabton Liplenren, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gankabton Liplenren's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gankabton Liplenren's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dogs approach from the west.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from purple aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Gankabton Liplenren loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your neck black.