Mannigbab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced parrot.

Mannigbab created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mannigbab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mannigbab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mannigbab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mannigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat green fruit.