Jabdavcipwabspagsterpagbog Cabbogfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying capybara.

Jabdavcipwabspagsterpagbog Cabbogfar created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jabdavcipwabspagsterpagbog Cabbogfar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jabdavcipwabspagsterpagbog Cabbogfar, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jabdavcipwabspagsterpagbog Cabbogfar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jabdavcipwabspagsterpagbog Cabbogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your feet brown.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.