Zodgarkem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful meerkat.

Zodgarkem created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodgarkem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodgarkem, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zodgarkem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zodgarkem's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of peas to goats while wearing pink rings.

5. Always stare at clouds.