Meggodgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic owl.

Meggodgess created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Meggodgess, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Meggodgess, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Meggodgess' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Meggodgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Meggodgess must be the most important thing in your life.