Bapbonkrag Nuttcusszod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate wren.

Bapbonkrag Nuttcusszod created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbonkrag Nuttcusszod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bapbonkrag Nuttcusszod, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bapbonkrag Nuttcusszod's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bapbonkrag Nuttcusszod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always help sheep.