Maptiphap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonourable beaver.

Maptiphap created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maptiphap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Maptiphap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Maptiphap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Maptiphap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Maptiphap loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.