Spagflammut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving toad.

Spagflammut created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagflammut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Spagflammut, it will manifest in front of you.

Spagflammut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Spagflammut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not take Spagflammut's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.