Arnbotsakgebsomdadquat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful parrot.

Arnbotsakgebsomdadquat created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbotsakgebsomdadquat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnbotsakgebsomdadquat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnbotsakgebsomdadquat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Arnbotsakgebsomdadquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnbotsakgebsomdadquat.