Sanspagren is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate crocodile.

Sanspagren created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Sanspagren, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanspagren, it will torture you forever.

Sanspagren's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sanspagren's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Sanspagren's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing red shoes and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

5. You must never eat lentils.