Hotbellbisszod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless sheep.

Hotbellbisszod created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Hotbellbisszod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hotbellbisszod, he will not care at all.

Hotbellbisszod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hotbellbisszod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotbellbisszod.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near voles while wearing indigo dresses.

5. Do not drink alcohol.