Wikabtartail Volvigguplatbiddudpanban Miffidcem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic otter.

Wikabtartail Volvigguplatbiddudpanban Miffidcem created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikabtartail Volvigguplatbiddudpanban Miffidcem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wikabtartail Volvigguplatbiddudpanban Miffidcem, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wikabtartail Volvigguplatbiddudpanban Miffidcem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wikabtartail Volvigguplatbiddudpanban Miffidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always obey Wikabtartail Volvigguplatbiddudpanban Miffidcem's priests.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to gulls while wearing black shoes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.