Cencargidnutpogcapwaprat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident ferret.

Cencargidnutpogcapwaprat created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cencargidnutpogcapwaprat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cencargidnutpogcapwaprat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cencargidnutpogcapwaprat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cencargidnutpogcapwaprat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.