Tomrowsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome elephant.

Tomrowsand created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomrowsand, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tomrowsand, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tomrowsand's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tomrowsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Tomrowsand on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if three cats approach from the east.