Rownartsad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing rat.

Rownartsad created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rownartsad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rownartsad, he will ignore you.

Rownartsad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rownartsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rownartsad.

5. Never talk about dark energy near bats while wearing gray jumpers.