Kensatzan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, amazing swan.

Kensatzan created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kensatzan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kensatzan, she will not care.

Kensatzan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kensatzan's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Kensatzan.

4. You must love Kensatzan.

5. Always obey Kensatzan's priests.