Kenrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody coyote.

Kenrap created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Kenrap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kenrap, she will turn you into a rock.

Kenrap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.