Hubcusspagkantitjin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent clam.

Hubcusspagkantitjin created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcusspagkantitjin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hubcusspagkantitjin, she will destroy your home planet.

Hubcusspagkantitjin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hubcusspagkantitjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hubcusspagkantitjin must be the most important thing in your life.