Gofcubnig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise
snake.
Gofcubnig created a charm quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gofcubnig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gofcubnig, it will turn you into a rock.
Gofcubnig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Gofcubnig's Holy Commandments1. Never wear fawn kilts.
2. Do not keep three great tits in a large pit.
3. Never talk about cell theory.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always help nematodes.