Stigdithiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful wolf.

Stigdithiv created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigdithiv, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stigdithiv, it will refuse to believe in you.

Stigdithiv's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stigdithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. You must pray to Stigdithiv seven times a day.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.