Xemnellvig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic tortoise.

Xemnellvig created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Xemnellvig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemnellvig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xemnellvig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Xemnellvig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if three goats approach from the north.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never jump near mice.

5. Always take life seriously.