Dusshinpas is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unjust ferret.

Dusshinpas created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshinpas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dusshinpas, it will cry a lot.

Dusshinpas' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dusshinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing indigo trousers and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

4. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing orange scarves.

5. Fast once a month.