Yakfubtof Wig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, effective ferret.

Yakfubtof Wig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakfubtof Wig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yakfubtof Wig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Yakfubtof Wig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yakfubtof Wig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from gray shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.