Dagwadxem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring elephant.

Dagwadxem created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Dagwadxem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagwadxem, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dagwadxem's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dagwadxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. You must pray to Dagwadxem six times a day.

3. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.

4. Hide if nine mites approach from the west.

5. Never feed lots of rice to gulls while wearing orange coats.