Arnpodtag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty centaur.

Arnpodtag created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpodtag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arnpodtag, she will torture you forever.

Arnpodtag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Arnpodtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

4. Run away if three doves approach from the south.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.