Jophimyat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental sheep.

Jophimyat created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Jophimyat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jophimyat, it will make you grow a tail.

Jophimyat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Jophimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never mention otters.