Figmiflik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm centaur.

Figmiflik created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figmiflik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Figmiflik, she will have a low opinion of you.

Figmiflik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Figmiflik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Figmiflik loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Run away from blue foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Figmiflik on top of important buildings.