Omtlatmif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane bat.

Omtlatmif created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtlatmif, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omtlatmif, she will have a low opinion of you.

Omtlatmif's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Omtlatmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.