Talvadkab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing coyote.

Talvadkab created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Talvadkab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Talvadkab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Talvadkab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Talvadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing magenta boots and balancing seven tin spheres on your chest.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to sheep while wearing red hats.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Never talk about fire.