Targlapbim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional goblin.

Targlapbim created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlapbim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targlapbim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Targlapbim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Targlapbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Targlapbim loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.