Yogcapjat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, loving raven.

Yogcapjat created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcapjat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yogcapjat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yogcapjat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yogcapjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.