Bodkamnul is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, compassionate jellyfish.

Bodkamnul created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bodkamnul, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bodkamnul, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bodkamnul's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bodkamnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing magenta scarves.

5. Never look at moons.