Budkamvinquim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonest weasel.

Budkamvinquim created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budkamvinquim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budkamvinquim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budkamvinquim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Budkamvinquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not keep four frogs in a large pit.