Megortnil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident donkey.

Megortnil created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Megortnil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Megortnil, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Megortnil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Megortnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Never feed peas to seals while wearing shoes.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never eat bark.