Libpasfly is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful
coyote.
Libpasfly created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libpasfly, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Libpasfly, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Libpasfly's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Libpasfly's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat tomatoes.
2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.
3. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not prepare limes while wearing tights.